Posts By: Nella

You’re a Heartbreaker, Toy Maker

I’m going to ask you to do a little mental exercise with me.  On a scale of 1 to 5—1 being the weakest, 5 being the strongest—I want you to number the strength of each phrase I list.  Even say them aloud, let them roll around your tongue. HAIL FIRE FIRESTORM STRONGARM STRYFE ELITE TRIAD… Read More

All the Single Ladies; or why can’t we be ok with that?

Enter Tauriel, the Oncoming Storm of Fanwank.

The following contains spoilers for a 75-year-old children’s book. Let’s talk about The Hobbit. The Hobbit is a short book, not really 3-movie-long epic material; you’re going to have to pull additional material from other Middle Earth sources.  If you must turn it into three movies, you’ll want to create additional characters.  And you might… Read More