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Now that the book is (pretty much) done, Nella, Elisa and Lindsay look for query letter inspiration in book blurbs of successful titles they're ripping off such as Twilight, The Hunger Games, Tiger's Curse and a bottle of tears. Writer's tears.

Rantasmo examines pocket paradises, sexy poultry, and a rather intriguing indie gay romance.

Is there anything the Hoff CAN"T do? Yes. Yes there is.

Ursa takes a newbie's-eye-view of the 2009 Star Trek movie, and talks lens flares, Chris Pine, and how this movie relates to Jeremy Brett. No. Really. Also includes a completely spoiler-free 'review' (read: extended impressions session) of Star Trek Into Darkness. Caution: may contain Benedict Cumberbatch.

In pre-emptive celebration of Daft Punk's new album Random Access Memories, we take a look at the OTHER Daft Punk movie. DEEP HURTING.

Hallelujah!

Why is "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" so popular? Here's a disturbing theory why.

The next Great American Novel is complete (the first draft, anyway). So now what?

This week, Ursa delves into the pretty-but-bleak world of Holly Golightly. Featuring Audrey Hepburn, little black dresses, pearls, and an unsettling parallel with Anastasia Steele (can you spot it?) we talk books, movies, and iconic images.