Happy V-Day! The Maven offers up a shameless love letter to an awesome vampire in an awful movie.
I love the idea of Lesat using reality tv as a medium in
2002, when Survivor was in its prime. In 2015 I imagine Lestat using
Youtube to gain his fame. Youtube leads to TV,(The Fine Bros: Kids React) TV
leads to Film (anyone who started on a soap opera) Films leads to State
Office (The Governator, ) State office leads to Presidency (Reagan) Presidency
leads to having the Constitution rewritten to take away the two term limit.
With that done Big L can rule the world through ruling USA. WHEW.
Keep up the great work and I hope you branch out into some of
the other TV based vampire works, like Forever Knight, which made it possible
for Angel to work, or the Blade sequels and the horrid dog turd that was Blade
3. Or even the Laurel K Hamilton books,the early ones before they became straight Vampire erotica.
Zooftig (its Yiddish for chubby) Scott
I really appreciated reviews like this. That is, “This movie did ultimately fail because of these basic flaws, but here are a couple of things to take away from it.” I’ve almost never encountered a movie that was a COMPLETE waste of time, which is why I’m a bit skeptical of reviews that tie their movie of choice to the stake.
I would like to know if anyone recognizes the little bit of a song playing at the end. “I want more” is essentially un-Googleable.